Hello lovely Ohhh Canada readers. I've missed writing to you. I've been very busy negotiating with suppliers and manufacturers to bring you new products and better pricing on products we already carry.
That being said, I want to come clean about something... Sometimes manufacturers can be very difficult to work with and they force us to increase our pricing or they won't sell us product anymore. It's not fair, it doesn't make sense, but it is what it is. So, what we do instead is create fabulous packages for you so that you still get the maximum value possible for your sexy dollar. This is what we've done with the Magic Banana and the We-Vibe III.
So, here goes...
Why buy a We-Vibe III from Ohhh Canada?
- first of all, we are the best of the best when it comes to customer service - we put you first and treat you like a good friend
- second, when you order a We-Vibe 3 in any colour from us, we also give you a Magic Banana which is another Canadian product which is taking the world by storm - and it's a $49.99 value... you get it FREE as our gift
- and if a Magic Banana just isn't your thing, we'll give you a $40 gift certificate instead which you can use on your next order, OR, if you email us right away at email@example.com and give us your order number we'll reply back with a code and you can use it right away and we'll ship it with your current order so that you don't pay additional shipping
- we love you (<--- it had to be said)
And how 'bout them bananas?
- again, if you want to get a Magic Banana for free, you can buy a We-Vibe III from us and get it as a package deal
- if We-Vibe's aren't your thing, you can absolutely buy a Magic Banana from Ohhh Canada separately and we'll give you a FREE FULL SIZE bottle of Blossom Organics Moisturizing Lubricant; don't be fooled by other stores that offer free lube - they're just giving you a sample... we're giving you the real thing, honey... a full size bottle of our all-time favourite lube.
And if that's not enough, our shipping rate is $10 anywhere in Canada. Not $10 per item, not $10 if you live in Toronto... $10 flat rate, to anywhere from Halifax to Yellowknife and everywhere in between.
Have questions about all this banana-craziness or We-Vibe weirdness? No doubt. Send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org and the lovely Michelle will respond ASAP. Thanks for your business. We appreciate every order, and even more so, we appreciate every customer.