WHY BUY FROM US?
SAFETY = Our toys are made from body-safe high quality materials, always phthalate free and made by top quality manufacturers.
LUXURY = You don’t get more designer than our products, honey. Our toys and lingerie are chosen not just because they're sexy, but because they're stylish. We aim to provide only best-in-class products that are HAND SELECTED by our small but sexy and efficient buying team. We don't bring in full lines of products unless we think all of the products are great. This ALSO means that we sometimes take products OUT of our catalogue because we don't think they are best-in-class anymore. We're picky because you, our customers, deserve the best.
WE’RE CANADIAN! = Our products ship from our warehouse in Mississauga, Ontario (which is a suburb of Toronto) – you benefit from shorter ship times and lower prices. (And no nasty surprises from the border tax people.) This also means we don't need to disclose what's in your order when we mail it out to you... your order just arrives in boring cardboard packaging with no indication of the contents.
WE’RE SEX-POSITIVE = We believe in positive, healthy expressions of adult sexuality. Sex is one of the best parts of life – live it up, sexy mama (& sexy gentlemen too!). We respect and celebrate all forms of sexuality being consenting adults and solo play.
PRICE = We don't have a bricks and mortar store which means we have lower overheads than most sex toy stores. Our customers often ask us, "Why are your sex toy prices so cheap?" Our answer is simple - we run our business in a very lean way and we pass the savings on to you. We also have a PRICE MATCHING GUARANTEE. This means if you find it cheaper from a Canadian online store, we will match their pricing and give you a little extra something as a thank you for bringing it to our attention.
DISCRETION = We are fanatical about protecting your privacy. Your order is shipped in boring cardboard packing with no mention of the contents and no mention of Ohhh Canada. We mark all boxes "Personal & Confidential". Our customer data is kept securely, and we never, ever, share our lists. Our return address labels list the name "K. McKay" in place of a company name.
UNCOMPROMISING CUSTOMER SERVICE = All of our customers are VIPs. We may not be perfect, but we treat you as we would want to be treated. We work hard to make sure that you're happy.
WHAT ELSE MAKES US DIFFERENT?
Our brand - We pick products with the fashion-forward Canadian customer in mind. Ohhh staff are fun-loving and yet very professional. We love what we do... and we think it shows! We care about creating a safe, friendly and sometimes giggle-inducing shop for men and women across the country.
Our warehouse - Many of our competitors will sell youa product that they don't actually have in stock. As of April 2012, we no longer do this as we felt that it held us back from offering the very best experiences for you, our customers. Our stock system is "live" which means that the second someone buys the "very last one" of any of our items, no one else can put that item in their cart. We also do NOT dropship - this means that we don't ship from another location other than our actual warehouse. This helps us control the experience we deliver to you... every time.
If you ever have any questions about Ohhh Canada or our products, feel free to email firstname.lastname@example.org or call 647-288-1118 - no question is silly, and we'll do our utmost to make sure you're happy. We love what we do, and we love our customers!